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Where do you actually eat?

Ratings apps know where visitors eat. Your neighbours know where the food is good on a Tuesday.

Every area in Bangalore has two food scenes. There is the one on the apps: 4.2 stars, good lighting, a queue on Saturday. And there is the one people actually use: the darshini two streets in, the meals place that runs out by 2 pm, the momo cart that appears at six. The second one decides how well you eat day to day, and it is nearly invisible online.

Ratings do not travel well here. A 4.5 near a tech park mostly means the delivery crowd liked it. A 3.9 on an old market road might serve the best idli for three kilometres. An average from strangers cannot tell you what the place near your gate is like. Somebody who has eaten there forty times can.

Ask the street

This is why one of the standing questions in every Locara area is deliberately boring: where do you eat when you cannot be bothered to cook? Not the anniversary place. The Tuesday place. People answer that question honestly, because nobody answers it to impress anyone.

If you live somewhere, answer it for your area. Name the place, say what to order, say roughly what it costs. One honest line from a regular beats ten reviews from strangers.

The Tuesday place is the real food review.